1 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:16,595 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Lafe. 2 00:00:16,728 --> 00:00:18,387 I'm gonna call that ten buckers. 3 00:00:23,128 --> 00:00:27,408 Here's your ten... and ten more. 4 00:00:27,544 --> 00:00:29,040 His luck can't go on forever. 5 00:00:29,176 --> 00:00:32,308 I wish you fellas would stop fussing that way. 6 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,750 After all, I didn't want to play 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,434 this dang game in the first place. 8 00:00:38,392 --> 00:00:41,295 There's, uh, your ten... 9 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:46,897 and, uh, there's another ten. 10 00:00:47,032 --> 00:00:49,270 Well, I got your new saddle and my carbine, so let's go. 11 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,817 Yeah, well, wait a minute, wait a minute, Adam. 12 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:51,303 Let me... let me play this hand out. 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,707 That's $20 to me, right? 14 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,303 All right, I ain't got the ten, 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,565 so I'm... I'm ten in the pot. 16 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:02,607 I'm gonna call that ten. 17 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,412 You mean you've lost all that $400 18 00:01:07,544 --> 00:01:08,854 my brother paid you for that horse? 19 00:01:08,984 --> 00:01:11,254 Look, I feel bad enough as it is. 20 00:01:11,384 --> 00:01:12,530 Now just be quiet, will you? 21 00:01:12,664 --> 00:01:14,770 Let's see your cards, Lafe. 22 00:01:14,904 --> 00:01:16,595 Ain't it a caution? 23 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,419 How them cards just fell together? 24 00:01:24,408 --> 00:01:26,863 I never did see such a town. 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,789 Lost my poke, lost my horse. 26 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,481 I lost the money I got for the horse... 27 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:32,705 I'm getting out of here while I still got boots to walk in. 28 00:01:32,728 --> 00:01:33,973 Good-bye, fella! 29 00:01:34,968 --> 00:01:36,692 Well, Lafe, looks like you won yourself 30 00:01:36,824 --> 00:01:38,200 a little pile of money there. 31 00:01:38,328 --> 00:01:39,987 How much did you lose, big brother? 32 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,135 Well, I... 33 00:01:41,272 --> 00:01:45,616 Oh, uh, he only lost exactly $160. 34 00:01:45,752 --> 00:01:48,720 $160? Boy, you need a keeper. 35 00:01:48,855 --> 00:01:51,344 Dadburnit, Adam... I felt lucky. 36 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,668 Well, the next time you feel lucky, let me know, will you? 37 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,892 I'll see if I can't lock you up somewhere. 38 00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:58,294 Well, let's get this horse back to the ranch. 39 00:01:58,424 --> 00:02:00,334 Wait a minute, Adam. 40 00:02:00,472 --> 00:02:02,295 You can't take that horse away from here. 41 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:09,234 What are you talking about? 42 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:10,945 You gave him the $400 for the horse, didn't you? 43 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:12,311 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,441 Yeah. And the horse trader lost the $400 to me. 45 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:17,104 Well, that's his bad luck. 46 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,354 Oh... well. 47 00:02:18,488 --> 00:02:20,114 Hoss had a little bad luck, too. 48 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:23,510 He lost $160. 49 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,746 Why don't you sue him for it? 50 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,769 Oh, I wouldn't sue him... 51 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:30,319 I'd just, uh... sell the horse. 52 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,245 You'll what? 53 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:40,014 Adam, look... 54 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:41,746 after I borrowed the first hundred, 55 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,750 Lafe here made me put the horse up 56 00:02:44,887 --> 00:02:46,711 for security on the rest of it. 57 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,012 Security! 58 00:02:49,144 --> 00:02:50,159 Yeah. 59 00:02:51,928 --> 00:02:52,887 Security. 60 00:02:52,984 --> 00:02:55,854 Security. 61 00:02:58,072 --> 00:02:59,666 You know, if you weren't so big, 62 00:02:59,799 --> 00:03:02,583 I'd just poke you one right in the mouth. 63 00:03:03,991 --> 00:03:06,294 Well, we'll get you your 160 somehow. 64 00:03:06,424 --> 00:03:09,807 Yeah. And make it soon, or I'll sell him. 65 00:03:09,944 --> 00:03:11,920 I got enough hayburners around here already. 66 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:14,326 Lafe, how come you're so ornery? 67 00:03:14,456 --> 00:03:16,366 It's the business I'm in. 68 00:03:16,504 --> 00:03:19,821 These critters... standing around eating and drinking 69 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:21,237 and making me do all the work. 70 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,513 I just hate 'em. 71 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:24,307 Like you hate poker. 72 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,351 Yeah. 73 00:03:26,488 --> 00:03:28,910 I'm just plain mean. 74 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,878 Yeah, you sure are. 75 00:04:35,338 --> 00:04:36,932 Whoa. 76 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:50,369 Hey. Adam? 77 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:53,474 Maybe we can get that money off Pa, huh? 78 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:55,716 For a thoroughbred racehorse? 79 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:57,160 You know how he feels about horses 80 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,436 that can't earn their keep. 81 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:00,526 Yeah, but if we explain to him about the sweepstakes 82 00:05:00,554 --> 00:05:02,278 in Virginia City at the end of the month, 83 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:04,199 with the winner taking $1,500. 84 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,022 Yeah, but you got to win to get it. 85 00:05:06,154 --> 00:05:08,195 Adam, we'd have the only thoroughbred racehorse 86 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:11,178 in the whole race. 87 00:05:11,306 --> 00:05:13,063 Well, we may have the only thoroughbred horse 88 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:16,129 in the race that's going to lose. 89 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:19,780 Of all the fool things, you sure take the prize. 90 00:05:19,913 --> 00:05:21,289 Dadgummit, Adam, we... 91 00:05:21,418 --> 00:05:22,881 we'll get it somehow. 92 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,263 If I'd known what you were doing, 93 00:05:24,394 --> 00:05:26,086 I never would've spent the rest of the money 94 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:28,455 on your saddle and my rifle. 95 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:33,600 Oh, let me see your new rifle! 96 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:38,793 Hey. I see somebody's got himself a brand-new saddle. 97 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,126 Yeah, Pa, got it down at Lonestar Leather. 98 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,720 Oh, don't tell me Lev Davis made this. 99 00:05:42,857 --> 00:05:44,069 Hand-made all the way through. 100 00:05:44,202 --> 00:05:45,714 Yeah, there's some mail came in for you, too. 101 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:47,443 - Oh, thank you. - What a beauty. 102 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:49,230 Joseph, will you take your feet off the settee? 103 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:50,666 Yes, sir. 104 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:53,664 I saw this rifle down at Spence Pulling's. 105 00:05:53,802 --> 00:05:55,559 Sure wish I could afford one like it. 106 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,479 Well, if you saved your money, you could. 107 00:05:57,609 --> 00:05:59,762 Yeah, you ain't got none of that stuff stashed out somewhere, 108 00:05:59,785 --> 00:06:00,931 have you, little brother? 109 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:02,277 Who, me? Heck, no. 110 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:03,987 He couldn't hang onto a dollar if it was tied to him. 111 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:05,747 Here, give me that thing before you wear it out. 112 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:06,916 That's right. 113 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,819 You know, Joe, you need to develop some better habits 114 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:10,184 with your money than that. 115 00:06:10,314 --> 00:06:12,704 Yes, and you're just the one to teach him, aren't you? 116 00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:16,355 Now, listen to this. 117 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:21,512 Joseph, how many times do I have to tell you? 118 00:06:25,193 --> 00:06:27,431 It's from, uh, Enos Milford. 119 00:06:27,562 --> 00:06:30,246 "so, Ben, if you could spare one of your boys for a few weeks 120 00:06:30,378 --> 00:06:33,379 "to lend me a hand with the stock, I'd be obliged. 121 00:06:33,514 --> 00:06:35,394 "As some of the stock has been ridden and gentled, 122 00:06:35,497 --> 00:06:36,960 "I figure about $12 a head 123 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:39,619 "should be a fair price to finish the job. 124 00:06:39,753 --> 00:06:41,543 Your good friend, Enos Milford." 125 00:06:41,673 --> 00:06:44,260 - $12 a head, huh? - Mm-hmm. 126 00:06:44,393 --> 00:06:45,801 How many has he got left? 127 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:48,800 Well, he's got, uh, 18 horses. 128 00:06:48,937 --> 00:06:53,728 $12 a head, that's... 18... that'd be... 129 00:06:55,338 --> 00:06:57,226 $216. 130 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:59,013 Yeah, that's right. 131 00:06:59,145 --> 00:07:00,902 That's... that's almost... 132 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,660 that's better than $100 a week! 133 00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:04,136 Figuring two weeks to bust 'em. 134 00:07:04,265 --> 00:07:05,314 I'll go. 135 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:07,458 Wait a minute. At $100 a week, we can both go! 136 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,523 I'm pretty near finished with that fence anyhow, Pa... 137 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:11,456 Hold on a minute, now. I-I can't spare everybody. 138 00:07:11,593 --> 00:07:13,056 Only one of you can go. 139 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:14,259 Well, it doesn't make any difference 140 00:07:14,282 --> 00:07:15,279 as long as one of us goes. 141 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:16,713 Yeah, that's... that's all right. 142 00:07:16,841 --> 00:07:17,800 You go, Adam. 143 00:07:17,866 --> 00:07:19,361 Well, well, wait a minute. 144 00:07:19,498 --> 00:07:21,920 You two aren't the only ones around her who can sit a bronc. 145 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,400 He's right. 146 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,834 He should have a chance to go, too. 147 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:26,881 All right, we'll do it the fair way. 148 00:07:27,018 --> 00:07:28,448 We'll-we'll draw for it. 149 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:30,496 Let's go. 150 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:33,506 Now. 151 00:07:33,642 --> 00:07:38,825 The one who picks the short match... 152 00:07:38,954 --> 00:07:41,824 will not go. 153 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,930 The one who picks the long one will. 154 00:07:45,066 --> 00:07:47,074 Well, two to one odds isn't too bad. 155 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:51,007 So, we have two short ones, 156 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:53,285 and one long one. 157 00:07:55,497 --> 00:07:57,408 Adam? 158 00:08:02,346 --> 00:08:03,410 You go first, little brother. 159 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:05,060 You're older than I am; you go first. 160 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,536 Oh, come on. 161 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,744 All right, let's see 'em. 162 00:08:18,858 --> 00:08:20,768 Hmm. 163 00:08:27,338 --> 00:08:29,161 It just isn't our day, is it? 164 00:08:31,113 --> 00:08:33,351 Dadgummit, of the confounded... 165 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:35,140 Oh, come on, Hoss. 166 00:08:35,274 --> 00:08:37,184 Well, youth must be served. 167 00:08:38,537 --> 00:08:42,335 Seems a shame to send a boy to do a man's job. 168 00:08:42,473 --> 00:08:44,711 Oh, I think maybe this boy could manage it. Huh? 169 00:08:44,842 --> 00:08:46,053 Yeah, but, Pa, all that money, 170 00:08:46,186 --> 00:08:48,390 and he'll just throw it away like he always does. 171 00:08:48,522 --> 00:08:49,864 Well, I agree that his money habits 172 00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:51,183 aren't all that they should be. 173 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:52,356 Don't you worry, Pa. 174 00:08:52,489 --> 00:08:54,400 Don't you worry about that, huh-uh. 175 00:08:54,538 --> 00:08:55,684 No, indeedy. 176 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:57,390 Not after seeing this new rifle of Adam's. 177 00:08:57,418 --> 00:09:00,419 I'm gonna develop some new money-saving habits. 178 00:09:00,554 --> 00:09:02,464 Would you mind? 179 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:05,576 Well, I'm glad you're picking up 180 00:09:05,706 --> 00:09:08,576 some of your older brother's better habits. 181 00:09:18,921 --> 00:09:21,344 Sure would like to hear from Ben one way or the other. 182 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:23,205 Yeah, I heard a lot about them Cartwrights. 183 00:09:23,338 --> 00:09:26,022 Sure must be something. 184 00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,570 Folks say they know more about ranching 185 00:09:27,593 --> 00:09:29,449 than anybody in the territory. 186 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:31,813 I wouldn't say that. 187 00:09:31,945 --> 00:09:34,183 Though I guess I did teach Ben Cartwright 188 00:09:34,313 --> 00:09:35,623 all he knows about ranching. 189 00:09:35,754 --> 00:09:38,405 Couldn't help but some of it rub off on his sons. 190 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:41,386 - Mm. - Suppose so. 191 00:09:41,513 --> 00:09:44,995 He'll earn that $12 a head, breaking these broncs. 192 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:47,039 Yep, he sure will. 193 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,859 What do you mean by that? 194 00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:53,060 Well, Cora says that, uh... you got tossed off 195 00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:55,398 of most of them before you hurt your back. 196 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,473 Now, see here, Sam Phinney. 197 00:09:57,609 --> 00:10:00,425 I wouldn't be repeating that around, you hear? 198 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,529 Now get down off that fence 199 00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,968 and help me saddle up one of them blasted broncs. 200 00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:07,520 I'm not waiting for the Cartwrights. 201 00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:10,243 But Cora says you should stay away from them broncs. 202 00:10:10,378 --> 00:10:11,808 Cora says? 203 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:14,532 Women should stick to their pies and cooking 204 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,739 and leave men's work to a man! 205 00:10:16,873 --> 00:10:18,696 Now, Pete, bring 'em in! 206 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,776 Oh, for heaven's sake! 207 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:43,010 Well... I still think you ought to wait 208 00:10:43,145 --> 00:10:44,291 for one of them Cartwrights. 209 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:47,199 Man of your age... Man my age! 210 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,607 Why, you old coot, I'm 20 years younger than you. 211 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,160 Well, that still puts you past the middling years. 212 00:10:52,297 --> 00:10:53,542 Oh, shut up and hold that bronc! 213 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:54,633 All right. 214 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:57,000 What are you up to? 215 00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:58,657 Oh, I do believe, Enos Milford, 216 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,550 you must be in your second childhood. 217 00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:03,203 You'll be small comfort to me if you break your neck! 218 00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:05,247 Will you stop that screeching and yelling? 219 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:08,136 I'm having enough trouble with this bronc without you. 220 00:11:09,705 --> 00:11:11,331 Whoa, there, now, whoa. 221 00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:18,277 Cut him loose! 222 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:37,030 Enos! Enos, are you all right? 223 00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:39,235 I'm... see what you've done? 224 00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:40,328 What is it? 225 00:11:40,457 --> 00:11:42,400 - Oh... - You broke my watch. 226 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:44,710 Of all the hard-headed, stubbornest husbands 227 00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:46,697 the good Lord ever gave to a woman, you... 228 00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:49,412 Now you get up, and get out of this corral, Enos Milford! 229 00:11:49,545 --> 00:11:50,975 I'll never be able to ride him 230 00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:53,416 with you in this coral, now, uh... 231 00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:57,896 Land sakes! Little Joe! 232 00:11:58,025 --> 00:11:59,139 Howdy, Mrs. Milford. 233 00:11:59,273 --> 00:12:00,735 We didn't see you coming. 234 00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:02,729 My, how you've grown. 235 00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:05,378 Leave me, leave me be. 236 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:08,993 Didn't, didn't know when you'd get here. 237 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,374 How are you? 238 00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:13,441 So I just thought I'd take the top off that there jug head. 239 00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:14,658 Good to see you. 240 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,168 He must've stepped in a hole. 241 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,607 Enos! 242 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,910 Oh, uh, I'd like you to meet 243 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,635 a neighbor friend of mine, Sam Phinney. 244 00:12:21,769 --> 00:12:22,817 Sam, how are ya? 245 00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:23,913 Howdy, Mr. Cartwright. 246 00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:25,190 Just call me Joe. 247 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,579 Just seeing you again, Little Joe, 248 00:12:26,602 --> 00:12:28,359 makes me realize how time flies. 249 00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:29,603 It's been a long time. 250 00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:31,265 Must be about two years, Mrs. Milford. 251 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,712 How's the ranch going? 252 00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:34,369 Oh, not so good, what with taxes 253 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,895 and the price of feed up, me being retired. 254 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,692 You see what I have to put up with? 255 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,808 Ever since he's retired, 256 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:42,880 he's been like an old range steer. 257 00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:45,539 Cora, you just handle the house chores and cooking, 258 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:48,903 and I'll handle the business matters in my own way. 259 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,977 Oh, and speaking of cooking, 260 00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:53,252 I'll bet Little Joe would like a slice 261 00:12:53,385 --> 00:12:55,044 of your famous apple pie you were baking. 262 00:12:55,177 --> 00:12:56,672 - Sounds good. - Yeah? 263 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,792 - Pie? Pie?! - Yeah. 264 00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,923 Oh! 265 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,203 - Oh, Enos... - Yeah? 266 00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:05,410 I guess none of us is perfect. 267 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:20,550 Now there, Little Joe, that little bay there. 268 00:13:20,681 --> 00:13:23,529 She's still rough, but I sat her till she started banging me up 269 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:26,440 against the corral fence and I had to get off. 270 00:13:26,569 --> 00:13:27,847 Well? 271 00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:29,385 Well, what? 272 00:13:29,513 --> 00:13:31,718 Well, then she's never been rode. 273 00:13:31,849 --> 00:13:33,508 Oh, I sure enough had her whipped 274 00:13:33,641 --> 00:13:36,457 until she started bumping my leg against the corral fence. 275 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:39,139 What about the others? 276 00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:42,569 Oh, that sorrel and black. 277 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,520 Oh, they gave me plenty of trouble. 278 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,755 Well, what about the sorrel and black? 279 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,160 Well, the-the sorrel broke my cinch. 280 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:54,440 But I nearly had him until me and him parted company. 281 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:55,847 - Hmm? - Yeah. 282 00:13:55,978 --> 00:13:57,058 What about the black? 283 00:13:57,194 --> 00:14:02,345 Well, well, the truth is... I lost the stirrup. 284 00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:04,994 And you know as well as I, Little Joe, 285 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,913 that a bucking horse will generally pile you good 286 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,000 if that happens. 287 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,520 Mm-hmm. 288 00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:12,868 Oh, boy. 289 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:16,199 Mr. Milford, I thought I was stealing when my pa told me 290 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,916 you'd pay me $12 a head to break that stock of yours, 291 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,914 including the ones that you'd claimed you'd gentled yourself. 292 00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:22,433 But the fact of the matter is, 293 00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,806 I don't know how many horses out there have thrown you. 294 00:14:24,937 --> 00:14:27,076 But you said you could handle the rough ones. 295 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,993 Oh, I can, I can, but you know and I know 296 00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:32,457 that any horse out there that's tossed you 297 00:14:32,585 --> 00:14:34,561 is gonna be tougher to stick on next time. 298 00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:36,738 And I got to stick on those horses till they're broke 299 00:14:36,873 --> 00:14:38,401 whether they throw me 50 times or more. 300 00:14:38,537 --> 00:14:39,519 So? 301 00:14:39,657 --> 00:14:43,912 So... So I'll ride all the stock. 302 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,856 And I'll charge you $15 a head for the ones you rode 303 00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:48,448 and $12 for the others. 304 00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:50,975 Now see here, Little Joe Cartwright, 305 00:14:51,113 --> 00:14:52,739 you're not squeezing me for more money. 306 00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:55,395 Talk like that sounds like your pa put you up to it. 307 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,799 My pa did not put me up to this. 308 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,346 - I put me up to this. - Yeah? 309 00:15:01,481 --> 00:15:02,726 If you don't like the deal, 310 00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,135 well, get yourself another rider. 311 00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:14,208 Well? 312 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:17,314 How about 13.50? 313 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,075 How about $15? 314 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:23,072 You're pretty shrewd for a young man. 315 00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:25,152 That's a habit I've been developing lately. 316 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:28,770 All right, Little Joe, it's a deal. 317 00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:31,840 Mr. Milford, that's a wise choice. 318 00:16:37,641 --> 00:16:40,096 Oh. Oh, howdy, fellas. 319 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,852 Hope you didn't come in here to play that danged game again. 320 00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,928 No, we didn't come in to play the danged game. 321 00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:47,171 We come in to get our danged horse. 322 00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,957 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was coming out there to see about that. 323 00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:51,969 Hey, ain't nothing's happened to it, has it, Lafe? 324 00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:54,212 No, no, nothing, 'cept he eats more than any critter 325 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,134 I ever had in here. 326 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,924 It's a caution how that critter eats. 327 00:16:58,057 --> 00:17:00,741 And then, and then with no exercise, 328 00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:02,281 he starts kicking down the stall. 329 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:03,588 Well, then we'll just have 330 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,591 to take him off your hands, get it back to our place. 331 00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:11,683 Well, uh, you got the, uh, 160? 332 00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:12,833 Well, not exactly, but... 333 00:17:12,969 --> 00:17:16,964 No buts. No money, no horse. 334 00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:19,334 Come on, Lafe. Dadgummit, you know me and Adam. 335 00:17:19,465 --> 00:17:20,626 You know you'll get your money. 336 00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,755 Well, uh, where is it then? 337 00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:24,898 We've overextended ourselves lately 338 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:26,528 and we're a little short. 339 00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:30,114 Well, your pa's got lots of it. Why don't you get it from him? 340 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,547 Well, you see, every family has its quirks, 341 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,195 and under the circumstances, going to our pa is one of them. 342 00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:43,199 Oh. Well, how about Little Joe? 343 00:17:43,337 --> 00:17:45,102 Everybody knows how he throws his money around. 344 00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:47,462 Uh, by the way, ain't seen Little Joe lately. 345 00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:48,423 Where's he been? 346 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,929 Ah, he's been working. 347 00:17:50,057 --> 00:17:51,465 Couple of weeks now. 348 00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:58,499 Yeah, come on, Adam. We'll see you, Lafe. 349 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:02,463 I'll give you just two days to get that critter out of here. 350 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,384 Why you'd ever want a hayburner like that I'll never know. 351 00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:17,957 Mm-hmm! 352 00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:31,011 Hello, brothers. 353 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,390 Little brother. 354 00:18:32,521 --> 00:18:34,409 Looks like he's all in one piece, don't he, Adam? 355 00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:35,682 Yeah, but can he move? 356 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,606 Yeah, well, I'm, I'm hurting a little bit, 357 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,199 but the money kind of soothes all that. 358 00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:41,858 Well, with all that hurting, you must be doing a good job. 359 00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:43,221 Yeah. If you're hurting too much, 360 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:44,768 I'll be happy to take over for you. 361 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,226 Oh, that's terribly generous of you, 362 00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:47,679 but I think I can handle it. 363 00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:29,022 All right, what's it all about? 364 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,431 You two certainly didn't come over here just to visit. 365 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,401 Why, why else would we, little brother? 366 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:38,726 Well, 'cause it's a long ride from the Ponderosa, 367 00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:40,352 and we grew up together, remember? 368 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:43,207 You know, I think our younger brother is losing 369 00:19:43,337 --> 00:19:44,832 a little respect for his elders 370 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,174 since he began making all that money. 371 00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:48,832 You're right, Adam. 372 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:51,686 He's getting plumb smart-alecky. 373 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,600 Oh, boy. 374 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,184 Talk like that sounds like you're about a foot away 375 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,402 from cattle rustling. 376 00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:01,505 How'd you like to own a real racehorse? 377 00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:03,923 A long-legged Kentucky thoroughbred. 378 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,087 You see, we've got a chance to buy... I should say steal... 379 00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:08,909 From this dead-broke horse trader, 380 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,141 the swiftest-looking animal you've ever laid eyes on. 381 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,608 Now, I may have a couple of faults, 382 00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:16,592 but when it comes to judging horseflesh, 383 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:19,373 there ain't nobody else in this territory that's better than me. 384 00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:21,415 This horse is a winner. 385 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:24,622 How much you want to borrow? 386 00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:29,596 Little Joe seems to be developing 387 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,143 a certain kind of hardness, don't he? 388 00:20:31,281 --> 00:20:34,184 We need 160. 389 00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:35,784 How come you didn't borrow it from Pa? 390 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:37,482 You know how he is about riding stock 391 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,046 that you can't work cattle with. 392 00:20:39,184 --> 00:20:41,160 Look, Joe, we just want to buy this horse 393 00:20:41,296 --> 00:20:42,792 for the one race there in Virginia City, 394 00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,873 and then we're gonna sell him right after he wins. 395 00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:48,555 No, you can't lose. This horse can fly! 396 00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:52,301 We'll split the $1,500 three ways, you, Hoss and me. 397 00:20:54,705 --> 00:20:56,648 What do I get for security? 398 00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:01,322 Security... Security? 399 00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:04,904 Security. You want $160... You can't lose. 400 00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,155 Oh, come on, Adam. 401 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:08,054 Look, I know you're a good judge of horseflesh. 402 00:21:08,113 --> 00:21:12,205 But you're talking about winning a race 403 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,450 that hasn't been run yet. 404 00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:14,665 And there's a possibility... 405 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,110 Don't let me upset you. 406 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:20,203 I know it is a remote possibility, 407 00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:23,153 but there is a possibility he could lose. 408 00:21:29,552 --> 00:21:32,368 Hey, Joe, look... 409 00:21:32,497 --> 00:21:36,840 why don't you do me and old Adam a real big favor 410 00:21:36,976 --> 00:21:38,122 and loan us that money? 411 00:21:39,121 --> 00:21:40,616 Security. 412 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,530 You'll own a third of the horse! 413 00:21:43,665 --> 00:21:45,640 Security. 414 00:21:45,776 --> 00:21:48,777 Joe, you can't lose. 415 00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:50,342 Security. 416 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,708 Ah, security, security, security! 417 00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:53,053 You keep talking about security! 418 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,731 Now, what do you consider security?! 419 00:21:54,864 --> 00:21:56,174 What are you yelling at? 420 00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:58,378 You want me to spend $160 for that horse. 421 00:21:58,512 --> 00:21:59,790 I don't need the horse. 422 00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:05,872 Go ahead. 423 00:22:05,969 --> 00:22:07,857 Well, look-look at it from my point of view now. 424 00:22:07,985 --> 00:22:10,026 You want me to buy a third interest in a horse 425 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:11,120 I've never seen. 426 00:22:11,153 --> 00:22:13,226 You want me to buy a pig in a poke 427 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,888 without any kind of security. 428 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:24,273 All right... what do you consider security? 429 00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:30,890 Little things... your new saddle. 430 00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:37,290 And that new rifle Adam just bought. 431 00:22:41,873 --> 00:22:43,466 You are a thief. 432 00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:48,079 Steal from his own kin. 433 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,758 Give up on the whole thing. 434 00:22:51,889 --> 00:22:53,351 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 435 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:58,159 Now I know that we're only half brothers, 436 00:22:58,288 --> 00:22:59,850 but we are brothers, agreed? 437 00:22:59,985 --> 00:23:01,196 I always thought so till now. 438 00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:02,759 All right. 439 00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:10,569 Our... young... brother here... 440 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:15,081 wants security for $160. 441 00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:18,217 So... let's give it to him. 442 00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:21,065 If the horse wins, 443 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:24,268 you get a one-third of the $1,500 prize money. 444 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,540 If he loses... 445 00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:34,863 we give you our share of the horse to sell as you so please. 446 00:23:34,993 --> 00:23:36,335 Is it a deal? 447 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,142 Mm. 448 00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:45,072 Is that horse as fast as he says it is? 449 00:23:45,201 --> 00:23:48,017 Like Adam said, he ain't no fool 450 00:23:48,144 --> 00:23:49,640 when it comes to judging livestock, Joe. 451 00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:53,388 Well, that saddle of yours wouldn't have 452 00:23:53,521 --> 00:23:54,667 done me much good anyway. 453 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,012 Size of that thing. 454 00:23:57,777 --> 00:23:59,388 But, boy, you know, that rifle of Adam's... 455 00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,416 that's a nice one. 456 00:24:01,552 --> 00:24:04,303 So, if the horse loses, I want the horse and the rifle. 457 00:24:17,264 --> 00:24:21,135 All right... Shylock. 458 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,263 It's a deal. 459 00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,103 Hey, it really was nice of Pa and Adam to, to talk to me 460 00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:30,826 about using my head about money. 461 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,034 Yeah, you're... you're getting good at it, too, Joe. 462 00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:36,431 I'll go inside and see if I can get that advance. 463 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,030 Excuse me, Adam. 464 00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:01,805 Security. 465 00:25:06,193 --> 00:25:07,819 Now what brings you boys over here? 466 00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:10,953 You get lonesome for Little Joseph? 467 00:25:11,089 --> 00:25:12,813 If we were, we just got over it. 468 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,800 No, we came over to talk about some business. 469 00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:17,002 Yep. I'm afraid it wasn't the smartest thing 470 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:18,095 we ever did, neither. 471 00:25:18,192 --> 00:25:20,266 Now what kind of business you boys in? 472 00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:22,890 We bought ourselves a racehorse. 473 00:25:23,025 --> 00:25:24,935 A racehorse?! 474 00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:26,054 A racehorse?! 475 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,081 Yes, sir. A real, honest-to-gosh thoroughbred. 476 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,631 We're gonna enter him in that Virginia City race next week. 477 00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:33,191 That a fact. Mm... mm... 478 00:25:33,329 --> 00:25:36,843 Enos... get that look out of your eye. 479 00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:38,537 What's wrong, Mrs. Milford? 480 00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:41,870 Enos once bought himself a racehorse. 481 00:25:43,056 --> 00:25:44,813 Almost lost his shirt on it, too. 482 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,222 He'd have won, Cora, 483 00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:48,044 if he hadn't have fallen and broke a leg. 484 00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:51,625 Nevertheless, I don't hold with racing or betting. 485 00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:54,183 And I'm surprised your Pa'd let you boys get mixed up in it. 486 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,558 Well... actually, he hasn't had a chance 487 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,096 to say anything about it yet. 488 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,488 Now, that's what comes of men living without a woman around. 489 00:26:00,528 --> 00:26:02,155 I tell you, whenever a man tries to go... 490 00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:05,159 Cora, stop that cackling and set out some pie for the boys. 491 00:26:05,296 --> 00:26:07,021 They been looking forward to it. 492 00:26:07,152 --> 00:26:09,049 Well, goodness, if I'd only knowed they were coming. 493 00:26:09,072 --> 00:26:10,567 I just put the pies in the ovens. 494 00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:11,753 They're not done yet. 495 00:26:11,889 --> 00:26:14,126 Cora, you're giving me a reputation as a liar. 496 00:26:14,257 --> 00:26:15,916 I keep bragging on your cooking, 497 00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:18,188 and you keep having pies that ain't done 498 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,663 or are all burnt up. 499 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:23,110 Well, actually, we gotta be getting back to town. 500 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,052 Hey, Little Joe, now, here... here's your money. 501 00:26:25,136 --> 00:26:27,723 - Give it to Hoss. - Hoss? 502 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,477 Now, you tell your pa what I said 503 00:26:30,608 --> 00:26:32,378 about getting mixed up with racehorses, you hear? 504 00:26:32,401 --> 00:26:33,360 Yes'm. 505 00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:35,312 I think he ought to think twice on it. 506 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,685 Yes'm. Thank you for the coffee. 507 00:26:36,816 --> 00:26:40,876 Enos... Ooh! 508 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,311 Oh, I hope Pa don't bust his vest 509 00:27:18,448 --> 00:27:20,140 when he finds out what we done. 510 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,161 There's not much we can do about it now. 511 00:27:22,288 --> 00:27:25,006 Why don't you go on in, and I'll feed and bed him down? 512 00:27:25,137 --> 00:27:27,276 Now, wait a minute, Adam. 513 00:27:27,408 --> 00:27:29,864 You feed him and I'll bed him down, 514 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:32,369 then we'll both go in and talk to Pa. 515 00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:34,352 Come on. 516 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,282 You know, you're... you're beginning to act just like 517 00:27:36,305 --> 00:27:37,353 another brother of mine. 518 00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:38,569 Aw, Adam, it ain't that. 519 00:27:38,704 --> 00:27:40,199 Dadburn it, it's just that... 520 00:27:40,336 --> 00:27:42,606 I sure do hate to face Pa alone, that's all. 521 00:27:42,736 --> 00:27:44,646 Why? 522 00:27:47,504 --> 00:27:48,782 Oh... hello. 523 00:27:48,912 --> 00:27:50,407 What's wrong? 524 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,455 Nothing. 525 00:27:54,384 --> 00:27:56,011 Well? 526 00:27:59,664 --> 00:28:00,843 We bought a horse. 527 00:28:04,913 --> 00:28:07,564 You, uh, you bought a horse. 528 00:28:07,696 --> 00:28:09,584 Yeah, Pa, and... and he's... 529 00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:11,669 He's taller than anything we have here on the ranch. 530 00:28:11,729 --> 00:28:13,256 Oh, he sure is. 531 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:17,256 Yeah, he sure is. 532 00:28:17,393 --> 00:28:21,168 You intend to, uh, cut cattle or do some roping 533 00:28:21,296 --> 00:28:23,599 with this, uh... this giraffe? 534 00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:26,151 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is a racehorse. 535 00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:29,639 We, uh... bought it straight from Kentucky. 536 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,686 - The racehorse? - Yeah. 537 00:28:31,824 --> 00:28:33,833 Straight from Kentucky? 538 00:28:33,969 --> 00:28:35,912 How many times have I told you two 539 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,438 that if an animal doesn't carry its own weight here, 540 00:28:38,576 --> 00:28:39,592 we don't need it. 541 00:28:39,729 --> 00:28:41,225 No, no, you don't understand. You see... 542 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,663 we're going to enter him in the race, in Virginia City, 543 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:47,055 and when we win the $1,500, then we're gonna sell him. 544 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,673 Pa, he can sure run. 545 00:28:49,808 --> 00:28:52,657 Hoss, he can sure eat. 546 00:28:52,784 --> 00:28:54,378 A regular hayburner, eh? 547 00:28:54,512 --> 00:28:57,830 Pa, Adam took him out for a little run this afternoon, 548 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,108 and there ain't a horse on this whole place 549 00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:01,616 that can even make him breathe hard. 550 00:29:01,744 --> 00:29:03,501 Oh, that's for sure. 551 00:29:05,232 --> 00:29:05,964 That right? 552 00:29:06,097 --> 00:29:07,374 Yeah, look at his chest. 553 00:29:07,504 --> 00:29:09,578 Yeah, take a look at these legs, too, Pa. 554 00:29:09,712 --> 00:29:11,207 Around here. 555 00:29:13,456 --> 00:29:14,570 It's deep. 556 00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:17,072 Look at those legs, Pa. You ever seen anything like it? 557 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,274 Ain't he something? 558 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,917 How's his staying power? 559 00:29:24,048 --> 00:29:26,188 Aw, he can run all day. 560 00:29:27,888 --> 00:29:29,198 What'd you pay for him? 561 00:29:29,328 --> 00:29:32,934 Uh, well, we, uh... What did we pay? 562 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:36,205 Pa... 563 00:29:36,336 --> 00:29:39,239 would you say $400 was too much money 564 00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:41,035 to pay for an animal like that? 565 00:29:41,169 --> 00:29:43,504 $400? 566 00:29:43,632 --> 00:29:45,095 Cash money. 567 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,714 You have a bill of sale? 568 00:29:48,849 --> 00:29:52,145 Well, yeah, sure, I got it right here, mm-hmm. 569 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:59,146 What's the matter? Something wrong? 570 00:30:04,049 --> 00:30:06,570 - You stole the horse. - What? 571 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,738 Yep, this horse is worth a thousand dollars. 572 00:30:09,872 --> 00:30:11,433 Didn't I tell you, huh? 573 00:30:11,568 --> 00:30:14,319 Didn't I tell you he was worth every cent I paid for him? 574 00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:16,359 As a matter of fact, he's worth $1,500 575 00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:18,024 to anyone who wants a racehorse. 576 00:30:22,352 --> 00:30:23,814 What do you mean by that, Pa? 577 00:30:23,952 --> 00:30:26,736 I guess the only way he can earn his board and keep is 578 00:30:26,864 --> 00:30:29,800 by entering him in that Virginia City race. 579 00:30:29,936 --> 00:30:31,595 That's right. That's right. 580 00:30:31,728 --> 00:30:34,031 And that's what we want to do, Pa. 581 00:30:36,656 --> 00:30:38,315 You are? 582 00:30:38,448 --> 00:30:42,705 The only, uh, the only thing is we're gonna have to, uh... 583 00:30:42,832 --> 00:30:45,102 borrow $25 for the entrance fee. 584 00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:46,640 $25? 585 00:30:49,329 --> 00:30:50,890 How'd you boys get that broke? 586 00:30:51,024 --> 00:30:55,084 Well, that's... that's a long sad story. 587 00:30:55,216 --> 00:31:01,646 The point is, Pa... Can you loan us 25? 588 00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:08,585 Yeah, and maybe another hundred or so 589 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,282 so we could make a few side bets? 590 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,075 How much? 591 00:31:13,904 --> 00:31:16,141 75? 592 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,902 50? 593 00:31:28,272 --> 00:31:30,215 25 for the fee, huh? 594 00:31:30,353 --> 00:31:31,663 I'll tell you what I'll do. 595 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:35,884 I'll lend you 25 for the fee 596 00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:38,831 and $50 apiece for the side bets. 597 00:31:40,048 --> 00:31:41,194 - Great! - Buddy! 598 00:31:41,328 --> 00:31:44,176 Of course, if I'm gonna lend you that kind of money, 599 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:46,443 I'm afraid I'm simply gonna have to... 600 00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:49,162 Ah! We know, Pa. 601 00:31:49,296 --> 00:31:53,291 Security. 602 00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:54,734 Yeah. 603 00:31:56,976 --> 00:32:01,255 Mmm! These are, these are really good cookies, ma'am. 604 00:32:01,392 --> 00:32:02,374 Thank you. 605 00:32:02,512 --> 00:32:04,302 I've been meaning to tell you, Little Joe. 606 00:32:04,432 --> 00:32:05,742 You've been doing a fine job. 607 00:32:05,872 --> 00:32:08,012 Near as good as me in my younger days. 608 00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:09,103 Thank you. 609 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,860 - But for $15 a head... - Enos! 610 00:32:10,992 --> 00:32:12,618 Now don't start that again. 611 00:32:12,752 --> 00:32:14,825 Now, well, Cora, it's getting late. 612 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,849 Now you should get ready for bed. 613 00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:20,752 Yeah, I think you're right. 614 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,059 Night, Little Joe. 615 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,135 Good night, ma'am. Pleasant dreams. 616 00:32:24,272 --> 00:32:25,450 Enos? 617 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:28,039 Oh, yeah. 618 00:32:28,176 --> 00:32:31,112 We got to put the stock to bed, so you go to bed. 619 00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:32,493 Good night, dear. 620 00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:35,374 Why don't you shave once and a while? 621 00:32:35,504 --> 00:32:37,545 I will, honey. Good night. 622 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,470 I'll be up later. 623 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,053 Now, uh... 624 00:32:47,184 --> 00:32:48,941 Now we better get that stock checked. 625 00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:50,699 Oh, now, now, now, just, just a minute. 626 00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:52,491 I want to ask you something. 627 00:32:52,624 --> 00:32:56,334 That little black horse you were breaking, 628 00:32:56,464 --> 00:32:57,839 he as fast as he looks? 629 00:32:57,968 --> 00:33:01,166 Mm-hmm. He's about the fastest little animal I ever rode. 630 00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:06,316 How long you think it would take to get him set for racing? 631 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,497 Racing?! 632 00:33:07,632 --> 00:33:09,967 Shh. 633 00:33:10,096 --> 00:33:12,104 You're not figuring on racing that horse, are you? 634 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,208 Well, it might be if you thought 635 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:17,134 we could get him ready by time. 636 00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:21,455 You know, that $1,500 purse is mighty inviting. 637 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:24,073 You figuring on riding him? 638 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:27,340 Well, I could, but I thought maybe you'd like... 639 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:30,441 Naturally, I'd make it worth your while. 640 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:34,668 If you win, I'll give you $400. 641 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,776 Oh, I don't know. 642 00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:40,012 You know, my brothers having that horse in the race just... 643 00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:42,666 Nah, it just doesn't seem right for me to ride against 'em. 644 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,762 Now, now, now Little Joe, you, you just, just don't understand. 645 00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:48,871 Now, you can't lose. 646 00:33:49,008 --> 00:33:50,602 What a race. Nobody can lose it. 647 00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:51,882 Don't you remember? 648 00:33:52,016 --> 00:33:54,799 You told me if the thoroughbred wins, 649 00:33:54,928 --> 00:33:59,533 you get 500 of the purse plus a third interest of the horse. 650 00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:01,006 That's right. 651 00:34:01,136 --> 00:34:04,366 But if Blackie wins, you get $400, 652 00:34:04,496 --> 00:34:05,707 and the brothers have 653 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,321 to give you the thoroughbred and a rifle. 654 00:34:13,648 --> 00:34:17,294 Hmm. 655 00:34:19,728 --> 00:34:20,687 You know, Mr. Milford, 656 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,025 I never thought about it like that. 657 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:25,064 Yeah, well, you, you were just looking at one side of it. 658 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,826 I guess I was. 659 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,987 Yeah, yeah. 660 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,609 Got something I want to show you. 661 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,179 Now what you're about to see may be our ace in the hole, 662 00:34:55,312 --> 00:34:57,647 an English riding saddle. 663 00:34:57,776 --> 00:34:59,980 Yeah, was that all of it? 664 00:35:00,112 --> 00:35:02,317 Yeah, I've had this one for a long time. 665 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:03,823 All I had left 666 00:35:03,952 --> 00:35:06,822 after that racehorse of mine fell down and broke his leg. 667 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,238 Feel its weight. 668 00:35:08,368 --> 00:35:12,941 Hey, that thing don't hardly weigh anything at all, does it? 669 00:35:13,072 --> 00:35:14,895 Yeah, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised 670 00:35:15,024 --> 00:35:16,650 if a horse could run a mite faster 671 00:35:16,784 --> 00:35:19,436 with this on his back instead of one of ours. 672 00:35:19,568 --> 00:35:22,667 You know, I bet you're right. 673 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,005 - I bet you are right. - Yeah. 674 00:35:25,136 --> 00:35:28,137 I just wonder if the racing committee let you use it. 675 00:35:28,272 --> 00:35:30,029 Oh, I've already checked the rules. 676 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,877 It says all horses will be ridden with a saddle. 677 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:36,304 Now just because this one looks more like a napkin 678 00:35:36,432 --> 00:35:38,375 with stirrups on it, 679 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:40,553 nobody can say it ain't a proper saddle. 680 00:35:40,688 --> 00:35:42,631 - It's a saddle, all right. - Yeah. 681 00:35:42,768 --> 00:35:44,418 Boy, you really checked this thing out, huh? 682 00:35:44,496 --> 00:35:45,577 I sure did. 683 00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:47,688 - There's just one thing. - What? 684 00:35:47,824 --> 00:35:50,825 I-I-I think that for training 685 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,717 and riding this horse, it's just... 686 00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:54,921 Well, it's just worth more than $400. 687 00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:58,472 Just to be fair, I should get $500. 688 00:35:58,608 --> 00:36:00,397 $500, you got yourself a rider. 689 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:01,641 450. 690 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:02,922 500. 691 00:36:03,056 --> 00:36:05,293 500. 692 00:36:05,423 --> 00:36:06,831 You know, Little Joe, 693 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,612 I'm beginning to think the only way to get ahead of you 694 00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:11,436 is walk behind you. 695 00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:13,903 Now, just one more little favor. 696 00:36:14,032 --> 00:36:17,448 Let's keep this kind of secret from, uh... 697 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:18,927 Cora, I mean, you know. 698 00:36:19,056 --> 00:36:21,643 You know how she feels about racing. 699 00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:23,119 Don't you worry about it. 700 00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:25,433 So, Mr. Milford, if there's one thing you and I understand, 701 00:36:25,456 --> 00:36:26,733 - it's women. - Enos? 702 00:36:26,864 --> 00:36:29,069 Yes, dear? 703 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,695 Hey, hey. 704 00:36:30,832 --> 00:36:31,791 The saddle. 705 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,382 Oh, the saddle. 706 00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:34,600 Here you go. 707 00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:57,868 Here he comes. 708 00:37:02,415 --> 00:37:04,271 Yeah, he sure can run. 709 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,506 Gonna take a mighty good horse to beat him. 710 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,885 I hope you're right. 711 00:37:08,016 --> 00:37:09,959 We'll find out day after tomorrow. 712 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:11,054 Yeah. 713 00:37:25,872 --> 00:37:27,465 You doing business, Wade? 714 00:37:30,863 --> 00:37:33,286 I'm glad you're on our side this time, you old coot. 715 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,175 I've got a feeling 716 00:37:39,312 --> 00:37:41,679 your brother's gonna do some yelling about this saddle. 717 00:37:41,808 --> 00:37:43,417 Have a feeling they're gonna do some yelling 718 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,744 about who's sitting in that saddle. 719 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,517 Hey, little brother. 720 00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,471 Glad to see you here. 721 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,910 Came to see our horse win, huh? 722 00:37:57,039 --> 00:37:59,277 You can start counting your money right now. 723 00:37:59,408 --> 00:38:01,514 Well, Mr. Milford, what you got here? 724 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:03,503 A horse, a racehorse. 725 00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,469 A racehorse? 726 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:10,470 You-you ain't planning on running this little, puny thing 727 00:38:10,608 --> 00:38:13,773 against that big, long-legged thoroughbred of ours, are you? 728 00:38:13,904 --> 00:38:16,207 Who's gonna ride him? 729 00:38:20,368 --> 00:38:22,191 Well, I was... 730 00:38:22,319 --> 00:38:24,076 meaning to talk to you about that, Adam, 731 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:27,242 but I been so busy all week, I... 732 00:38:28,368 --> 00:38:29,831 What you're trying not to tell me 733 00:38:29,968 --> 00:38:32,489 is that you are going to ride him, right? 734 00:38:32,623 --> 00:38:33,737 Mm-hmm. 735 00:38:33,872 --> 00:38:35,433 Now, wait a minute, Joe. 736 00:38:35,568 --> 00:38:37,936 You mean you're gonna ride this horse against our racehorse? 737 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:39,625 You got a third interest in him yourself. 738 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,866 We know that, but that ain't enough. 739 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,277 Wait a minute. 740 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,481 Come again on that a little bit slower, Mr. Milford. 741 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:48,267 Look, if he wins for me, 742 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,026 he gets 500 for riding, 743 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:52,135 plus all your losing horse, 744 00:38:52,271 --> 00:38:53,581 plus your rifle, Adam. 745 00:38:53,712 --> 00:38:56,647 But if he loses and you win, 746 00:38:56,784 --> 00:38:58,508 he gets 500 from the prize 747 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:00,844 and only a third of your horse. 748 00:39:05,808 --> 00:39:08,046 You know, it seems to me that our little brother 749 00:39:08,176 --> 00:39:09,671 has learned some very interesting ways 750 00:39:09,807 --> 00:39:11,401 since he left the home hearth. 751 00:39:11,536 --> 00:39:12,846 Yes, sir. 752 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:15,660 He's put together some real dandy little tricks, ain't he? 753 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:18,062 Well, you-you fellas told me 754 00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:20,134 I should get better habits about saving money. 755 00:39:20,271 --> 00:39:22,305 Don't you think you're overdoing it a little, brother? 756 00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:25,673 Well, I wouldn't worry too much. 757 00:39:25,808 --> 00:39:27,151 Looks like a pretty small horse. 758 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,761 You think he can last the race in a dead run? 759 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,542 I just would like you to clean and polish 760 00:39:34,671 --> 00:39:37,007 that rifle of yours before you give it to me. 761 00:39:39,055 --> 00:39:40,234 Race isn't run yet. 762 00:39:40,368 --> 00:39:42,671 Come on, Adam, we got to get saddled up anyhow. 763 00:39:54,032 --> 00:39:55,625 I'll be. 764 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,543 What kind of a saddle is Little Joe sitting in? 765 00:39:58,671 --> 00:40:01,738 It looks like one of those English kind, huh? 766 00:40:01,872 --> 00:40:03,815 I'm not too sure an English saddle 767 00:40:03,952 --> 00:40:05,414 is acceptable in this race. 768 00:40:05,552 --> 00:40:08,040 Now, Clem, if Enos is using one on his horse, 769 00:40:08,175 --> 00:40:10,216 you can believe that he's read the rules pretty close. 770 00:40:10,352 --> 00:40:12,141 I don't know, Ben. 771 00:40:20,464 --> 00:40:23,083 Bit grand, wouldn't you say? 772 00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:26,794 Enos, there's some question about that saddle there. 773 00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:29,962 Well now, Clem, according to the rules, 774 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,325 it says "all mounts will be ridden with a saddle." 775 00:40:33,456 --> 00:40:36,326 I reckon out here that this little piece of leather 776 00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:37,991 wouldn't be considered much of one, 777 00:40:38,127 --> 00:40:41,641 but it's made of leather, got a seat, stirrups, 778 00:40:41,775 --> 00:40:43,500 and tied on with a cinch. 779 00:40:43,631 --> 00:40:45,094 Now, if that don't make a saddle, 780 00:40:45,232 --> 00:40:46,574 I don't know what does. 781 00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:48,047 Well, Clem, he's right, you know? 782 00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:49,403 If you want to change the rules, 783 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:50,969 you're gonna have to wait till next year. 784 00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:52,935 Right now, he's got you. 785 00:40:53,072 --> 00:40:54,982 Let's get on with the race. 786 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:07,047 You all know the rules of the race. 787 00:41:07,183 --> 00:41:08,810 In case some of you have forgotten, 788 00:41:08,943 --> 00:41:10,057 here they are: 789 00:41:10,192 --> 00:41:12,135 All you riders know the big elm tree 790 00:41:12,272 --> 00:41:13,866 about a half a mile out of town. 791 00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:16,815 Well, you all circle it, tree on your right, 792 00:41:16,943 --> 00:41:18,286 and back here to the finish. 793 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:19,528 You know, read them good now. 794 00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:20,526 Read them, you hear? 795 00:41:20,623 --> 00:41:21,582 Yeah, come on. 796 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,054 Now, don't get too excited, Enos. 797 00:41:23,184 --> 00:41:24,559 Remember what happened last time? 798 00:41:24,688 --> 00:41:28,592 Now, Sam, you promised not to tell her. 799 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,679 He didn't. 800 00:41:29,744 --> 00:41:31,338 I saw you sneak off this morning. 801 00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:32,815 I just made Sam drive me in. 802 00:41:32,943 --> 00:41:34,024 Enos, they're gonna start. 803 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,015 Well, at least you can put that poor horse 804 00:41:36,143 --> 00:41:37,671 back to work after he loses. 805 00:41:37,807 --> 00:41:39,783 Woman, why don't you go burn a pie? 806 00:41:39,919 --> 00:41:45,350 On your marks, get set... 807 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,710 Hey, here they come! 808 00:42:15,055 --> 00:42:16,234 Hyah! 809 00:42:51,183 --> 00:42:52,777 We won! 810 00:42:52,912 --> 00:42:54,320 Behave yourself. 811 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,658 Oh. 812 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:58,094 - He did it! - Joe won? 813 00:42:58,224 --> 00:42:59,534 I got to tell you, Ben. 814 00:43:02,991 --> 00:43:04,007 Well, you did it. 815 00:43:04,143 --> 00:43:05,224 I don't know how, 816 00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:06,767 such a small horse, but you did it. 817 00:43:06,895 --> 00:43:08,088 I think the weight of that saddle 818 00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:09,113 might have made a little difference. 819 00:43:09,136 --> 00:43:10,360 Much as it hurts, I got to admit, 820 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:11,897 it's the prettiest race I ever seen run, Joe. 821 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,209 - Thank you. - Well, this thoroughbred 822 00:43:13,232 --> 00:43:15,021 just isn't as thorough as I thought he was. 823 00:43:15,152 --> 00:43:16,975 Too bad, Adam, but it was a good race. 824 00:43:17,103 --> 00:43:18,424 Little Joe, you really slickered them 825 00:43:18,447 --> 00:43:19,608 with that little saddle of yours. 826 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,712 I'll pay you all. 827 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,215 I'll pay you all, as much as I hate to. 828 00:43:23,343 --> 00:43:25,384 Congratulations, Little Joe. 829 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:27,211 Come on. Let's give my horse a rubdown. 830 00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:28,505 - Come on. - All right, partner. 831 00:43:28,528 --> 00:43:31,402 Yeah, you take him... Come on. 832 00:43:31,535 --> 00:43:36,011 And, uh, now I'll take my other horse. 833 00:43:36,143 --> 00:43:38,894 Don't remind me. 834 00:43:39,023 --> 00:43:41,097 I don't think I like this much. 835 00:43:41,231 --> 00:43:43,119 What's the matter? 836 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:45,158 Oh, you, too? 837 00:43:45,295 --> 00:43:47,401 Here. 838 00:43:49,871 --> 00:43:50,830 Whoa. 839 00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:52,367 Enos Milford. 840 00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:55,080 Now, Cora... You lost your senses. 841 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,704 Cora, let me explain. 842 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,182 What do you want him for? 843 00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:01,255 He ain't good for anything on the ranch. 844 00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,563 Oh, just look at him, Cora. 845 00:44:03,696 --> 00:44:04,940 Just look at him. 846 00:44:05,072 --> 00:44:07,462 As pretty an animal as God ever created, 847 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,732 and I just couldn't resist trading Blackie for him. 848 00:44:10,863 --> 00:44:12,806 But at least Blackie was good for something 849 00:44:12,944 --> 00:44:14,799 besides fool horseracing. 850 00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:18,573 Mother, this big horse means a lot to me. 851 00:44:18,704 --> 00:44:21,421 Oh, sure, I know he's useless, but, uh, 852 00:44:21,551 --> 00:44:24,487 I've always wanted a thoroughbred 853 00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:26,665 even if all he can do is eat and whinny. 854 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,972 It's, uh, well, uh, 855 00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:30,992 sort of something I've wanted 856 00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:33,706 ever since I was a boy. 857 00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:39,110 Enos, sometimes I'll just never understand men. 858 00:44:39,247 --> 00:44:42,412 Oh, let's take this big hay-burner and get home. 859 00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,477 Bye. 860 00:44:45,615 --> 00:44:47,950 Thanks for the horse. 861 00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:50,600 Enos got himself a mighty fine animal. 862 00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:52,809 Well, Mr. Milford wanted that thoroughbred so bad, Pa, 863 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:54,188 I couldn't very well refuse him. 864 00:44:54,319 --> 00:45:00,333 Besides, Old-Old Blackie here is nothing but working stock. 865 00:45:15,183 --> 00:45:16,973 Oh. 866 00:45:17,103 --> 00:45:19,014 That-that's a beauty. 867 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,493 I-I got a scabbard. 868 00:45:32,303 --> 00:45:34,792 Looks like Little Joe won all the marbles. 869 00:45:36,112 --> 00:45:38,698 Cinched the race. 870 00:45:42,959 --> 00:45:45,742 You fellas and that animal sure cost me a lot of money. 871 00:45:45,872 --> 00:45:46,952 Here you are, Hoss. 872 00:45:47,088 --> 00:45:48,998 Here's what you won. 873 00:45:55,023 --> 00:45:56,398 How about a beer, Lafe? 874 00:45:56,528 --> 00:45:57,608 I-I'll buy you a beer. 875 00:45:57,744 --> 00:45:59,151 Come on. 876 00:45:59,279 --> 00:46:00,938 Just a minute. 877 00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:09,734 What is going on here? 878 00:46:12,175 --> 00:46:15,758 Well, Adam, you see, I... 879 00:46:15,888 --> 00:46:18,125 Well, I put up my new saddle 880 00:46:18,256 --> 00:46:21,290 for security to borrow the money to make that bet with him. 881 00:46:21,423 --> 00:46:23,050 But we lost. 882 00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:25,704 I know we did, Adam, and I'm sorry about that. 883 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,077 Now, let me get this straight. 884 00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:30,892 You are telling me 885 00:46:31,023 --> 00:46:33,991 that you bet against our horse? 886 00:46:37,551 --> 00:46:40,203 Adam, old Lafe was making such good odds, 887 00:46:40,336 --> 00:46:41,580 I just couldn't resist. 888 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:49,130 Oh, Adam, wait a minute. 889 00:46:49,263 --> 00:46:51,468 I-I tell you what I'll do, Adam. 890 00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,896 Why don't you take this money and buy your rifle back? 891 00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:57,228 I-I... No security. 892 00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,149 How about, uh, 893 00:46:59,279 --> 00:47:01,135 I come over there and I buy you a beer? 894 00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:02,922 I'll buy a beer, too, Lafe. 895 00:47:03,055 --> 00:47:04,201 I'll buy everybody a beer. 896 00:47:04,336 --> 00:47:06,125 You want a beer? 897 00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:10,279 How much you want to bet on this one? 898 00:47:10,415 --> 00:47:13,350 What you got for security?